now, one thing to always remember while drinking: you have temporarily greatly increased your ability to do most extreme sports. like snowboard.

.. like snowboarding down stairs. i was a little aprehensive at first, owing in large part to the previous success (or lack of) my competitor showed. let's just say that the walls are still recovering. but then i realized well hell, i'm probably immortal anyway, and dove right down. about 16 steps later i realized that there were probably cooler activies than snowboarding anyway.

so then i found the electric scooter . you can use the bad boy with only one hand, rev it like a motorcycle. excellent! that way i was successfully driving and steering around the apartment with one hand, while drinking a bottle of Vodka in the other! and people complain that drunk driving is now fun. to them i say only this: have you tried the scooter? didnt think so.